Karaoke Box, Smithfields

Sometimes when I review I am granted a ‘plus one’, but never before have I been invited with a ‘plus eleven’! At Karaoke Box Smithfields the more the merrier… there are sixteen private karaoke rooms of varying capacities (the largest can hold up to 40 people). The privacy of the rooms encourages guests to sing their hearts out without the embarrassment of strangers sniggering at nearby tables.

It all seemed pretty high tech to me, with flatscreen TVs, surround sound, wireless microphones and dimmer lights. A red button can be used for waitress service and guests are able to control the sound levels themselves. The song selection is vast and varied… over 9,000 songs searchable by artist or title. Those not in charge of the Karaoke playlist can flick through a paper booklet to find their favourites. Later I found out, amazingly, that the songs are also available in French, Spanish, Swedish and German, and five select rooms even have a Japanese option… ideal for multilingual show-offs.

As a singer, and self-confessed diva, this review was ideal for me, but finding friends willing to partake was more of challenge; needless to say most downed a few beers en route to the Smithfields venue. The Dutch courage must have worked because everyone seemed to be in high spirits and fine voice when we arrived at our booth. The first Friday of 2013 and Karaoke Box was silent and empty when my raucous group turned up at 8pm. Located in the city, this club has most of its business during the week, Fridays are quiet in comparison. It suited us perfectly, exotic fruity cocktails and oven-hot thin crust pizzas arrived without delay.

We spent a fun-filled three hours in the booth, chatting, singing, eating and drinking. The staff were efficient and helpful throughout and made the whole evening run smoothly.
Highlights of the evening included: a punchy version of Vanilla Ice, the girls’ renditions of Beyonce, Spice Girls and Cher classics, and some brilliantly brave boys attempting Eminem and Red Hot Chilli Peppers. And then of course there were all the usual Karaoke favourites, a Grease medley and even a Christmas duet.

With some throats hoarse, at 11pm it was time to stop though I would have happily continued singing all night. With facilities this good and a menu of good grub and cocktails to match, Karaoke Box is the ideal venue for any party or celebration. Or better still, just an excuse to sing your heart out.

Room prices vary according to size. For an hour costs range from £20 for a four person room to £150 for the fifteen person VIP area.

More information and to book here: http://karaokebox.co.uk/smithfield/

The Fringe, Olympics Private Members Club, East London

For those of you who, like me, are obscenely bitter about the lack of Olympics tickets in your possession, there is another way to experience Britain’s glorious games this summer…

The Fringe is set to be the coolest pop-up private members’ club – located just 100 metres from the Olympic Park entrance you will hear every bit of the action while indulging and relaxing in this stylish venue. It is set in a stunning four storey mid 20th Century Victorian stable; the building has undergone an extensive make-over so that the club is able to provide every amenity and luxury you could wish for. Located in Swan Wharf, it is far away from the London I know so well and my visit there was certainly not simple, but the party was definitely worth the trek.

The venue is authentically East End but encompasses modern London, embracing international culture and design. Select artist exhibitions take over some of the private rooms and suites, including works by renowned artist Tim Flach, who shows his Equus collection and Charlotte Cory, with her limited edition ‘Olympic’ Victorian photographic prints. It is a design-led space, offering an eclectic mix of high-end, vintage and bespoke furniture, fittings and lighting. Bespoke pieces from stunning French design house Baccarat will fit out the Fringe 2012 penthouse, with famed Philippe Stark crystal chandeliers and Swiss furniture designer Vitra’s select pieces throughout the venue. For food and drink they have brought in the very best. Specialist event caterers “Rhubarb” are in partnership with the Fringe 2012 and renowned bar operators Sweet & Chilli bring their unique brand of fine drinking to the experience.

We joined the hordes of press last week for the opening night, a chance to gobble canapés, drink champagne and most importantly have a sneak preview of the exciting space. Arriving from the special taxi service from Hackney Wick station, the ground floor was already buzzing. Glamorous women handed out delicious Ginford Christie and Olympic Orchard cocktails while a talk was given about the venue. We were then invited on staggered tours to view the building, which is still very much a chaotic work in progress. I felt a little concerned that they only have four weeks to finish their ambitious plans, but the results promise to be spectacular.

Finally we wandered up to the top floor, for the piece de resistance Penthouse. It is a lovely bright and airy room with awesome views of the Olympic Stadium and grounds. It was hard to imagine the hype and frenzy of the events when it was so silent outside, but I anticipate this room being an exhilarating place to experience the games. Moet champagne flowed for opening night and Rhubarb Catering’s canapés steadily emerged from the kitchen: lobster cornets, foie gras lollipops, roast lamb with rosemary, hot Welsh rarebit bites, and many more exceedingly yummy snackettes. We were treated like royalty and I soaked up the experience knowing I was unlikely to be rich or cool enough to get a ticket when The Fringe is open for real!

Goodie bags were given out with miniature bottles of Belvedere citrus vodka and bags of Rhubarb chocolates, a perfect nightcap for the journey home!

Open for just 51 days (20th July – 9th September) space at The Fringe is limited, so I’d recommend booking now to secure your place in this exclusive club. More information here.

Swan Wharf, E3 2NG (Pre-booking only)

Individual tickets start from £90 per day with the option of multiple day tickets and group bookings. The top two floors are available for private bookings and events, which can be tailored to meet personalized entertaining needs. Bespoke food and drink is available for both floors. The top floor Penthouse offers a private terrace and concierge service making it an ideal flexible, entertaining space. The venue’s four floors boast 40,000 square feet holding up to 2,500 occupants and will serve as an all day and all night retreat from 9.00am until 2.00am. The Fringe 2012 offers premium food, bar and cocktail lounges and LCD screens broadcasting the main Olympic events as well as the best of British food at the ‘Great British Food Market’.