THOROUGHLY MODERN MISS: High tea at the Amstel Hotel Intercontinental, Amsterdam

When we arrived in Amsterdam, the weather was unexpectedly lovely – hot and sunny without a cloud in the sky. So when we got off our bicycles at the Amstel Hotel (Amsterdam’s Intercontinental) for afternoon tea, we decided we’d quite like to take advantage of the sunshine we’d been missing so much in England. They sat us at a table right by the huge French windows, which opened onto the canal and we were bathed in sunlight. There probably isn’t a better way to experience afternoon tea.

We were served 4 different types of tea that afternoon; a Darjeeling, a Lung Ching, an Oolong Fancy and a China Jasmin Chung Hao. Each tea is explained in the menu; the Darjeeling being ‘the champagne of tea’; the Lung Ching a traditional Chinese green tea with a slightly bitter finish; the Oolong Fancy, a half fermented tea from Taiwan and the China Jamin Chung Hao a delicate jasmine tea that was traditionally reserved for the Imperial Court of China.

We started with two traditional Dutch sweets – a Dutch Kringle, which is a sweet, sugary puff pastry biscuit and a Hazelino with a crème of mocha, which was almost like a cross between a meringue and a macaroon, with a creamy mocha filling.

We moved on to a delicious selection of sandwiches, cakes, salads and tiny sweet treats. There was the interesting looking ‘pain surprise’ which was a hollow loaf of bread containing sandwiches filled with salmon, egg and watercress, smoked chicken and cucumber salad. Alongside this was a cake stand with a number of tempting afternoon tea snacks. On the top layer were two small salads; seared tuna for me and mozzarella for Milly. The salad was filled with ripe avocado, tomato and romaine lettuce and was crunchy and fresh. Alongside this was a ‘Tramezzinno’ with roast beef and mustard mayonnaise. We also had homemade scones, chocolate and vanilla, served with clotted cream, preserves and lemon curd. The chocolate scones were a little stodgy, but the vanilla scones were very light and served warm.

On the bottom two layers of the cake stand were some very enticing looking treats. A bon bon of Tia Maria and Nougatine, which was rather like an alcoholic Ferrero Roche; a ‘brownie lolly’- a round brownie served on the end of a little stick, which was a genius idea, since it prevented you from getting your fingers covered in the sticky, oozing chocolate. An orange cremeux on a sable with almond – a delicate orange cream with a very thin, crunchy, almond biscuit base, and a cupcake with vanilla mousse and fresh red berries. The cupcake was perfect; light in texture, whilst the berries cut through the sweet vanilla cream and gave it a good tartness.

The last thing we ate was the ‘Crème bavarois of strawberries with an infusion of roses’. This was almost like a mini cake with a creamy, strawberry topping and strawberry sauce, laced with a rose flavour. It was very sweet, perhaps overly sweet, but tasty.

Our experience at the Amstel was really enjoyable, helped along by the opulent surroundings and blazing sunshine, but the food and tea spoke for itself; a very lovely way to spend a few hours in the afternoon.

More information here.

Written by a Thoroughly Modern Miss, Jessica Hill.

THOROUGHLY MODERN MISS: Afternoon Tea and Spa at Maison MK, Marrakech

Having spent a morning wandering around the maze of Marrakech, we eventually found the unassuming exterior of Maison MK and entered through a large wooden door into the calming reception area. Greeted by Emily, Maison MK’s British manager, who was equipped with the customary Moroccan mint tea, we were given an informative tour around the cosy six bed riad, restaurant and spa.

Owned by two British photographers, Maison MK opened in 2008 and has since built a reputation as one of Marrakech’s most coveted luxury boutique hotels. The decor is trendy yet fun, with an orange colour scheme providing the backdrop for unique photography and various quirks including rubber ducks in the swimming pool and a Papier-mâché camel head in the smoking room (think Camel cigarettes). Desperate to visit the riad and try the renowned cuisine, they kindly managed to squeeze us in last-minute for a thirty minute back massage and traditional English afternoon tea.

Our masseuse was a smiley young Moroccan woman who introduced herself warmly, although unfortunately her name now escapes me. She welcomed us to the spa through a striking glass door which featured Arabic calligraphy citing the names of each person who contributed towards the renovation of the riad. The treatment room was a peaceful haven lit by twinkling floor candles, scented with Maison MK’s signature orange flower and cinnamon fragrance, and decorated with dried rose petals. Using Morocco’s prized Argan oil, my back and shoulders were gently relieved of any tension which had been racked up from a morning spent wandering the chaotic souks, and gave me a chance to completely switch off and relax. Other treatments at the spa included a traditional Moroccan Hammam, a variety of massages, plus manicures and pedicures.

Post-massage, Milly and I spent time on the stylish roof terrace basking in the sunshine on comfy grey sun loungers, accompanied by relaxing music and some friendly local cats. Afternoon tea was served on an upper dining terrace and bar, with spectacular views of the city and the rolling Atlas Mountains. We were offered a choice of Forte teas – I opted for ginger and lemongrass, Milly had Earl Grey – before being presented with three tiers of cakes, pastries and sandwiches. The no-crust sandwiches featured fillings of cucumber, egg, beef, and a standout cream cheese and chive. Crunchy chocolate and orange macaroons and a superbly moist ginger cake filled the middle tier, whilst the best was left to last on the final tier; a delicious tarte au citron, featuring beautifully buttery pastry and a sweet lemony filling. The apple and cinnamon scones were a wonderful consistency, but the accompanying cream wasn’t quite up to our Cornish clotted standards, however, we imagined it’d be rather difficult to source it in Africa! A Moroccan twist on the traditional English fare was the addition of a super sweet honey covered almond pastry which set our teeth tingling, but I especially enjoyed.

Maison MK’s afternoon tea brings a little bit of London to Marrakech, whilst the spa offers the perfect opportunity to take a quiet moment away from the hustle and bustle of the city. Both offer an alternative (or addition) to staying at the riad and dining there in the evening, although we hope to visit again to indulge in anything else we might have missed out on!

Visit the Maison MK website here for more information.

Written by a Thoroughly Modern Miss, Holly Hunter.

Alex Monroe Afternoon Tea at The Goring Hotel

With the Jubilee coming up it seemed fitting to take a trip to the Goring Hotel for a very special afternoon tea. On a dreary Bank Holiday Monday afternoon my friend and I ventured into the grand hotel that so famously housed the Middleton family before the Royal Wedding. Newly refurbished, the interiors glow with prosperity and a very English elegance.

The month of May sees the launch of a new afternoon tea at the Goring: a fashionable menu designed by celebrated British jewellery designer, Alex Monroe. Collaborating with the hotel, Alex has created a beautiful gold shrimp necklace to accompany his shrimp themed tea. The necklace, based on Alex’s childhood memories of shrimp sandwiches in Suffolk, is available exclusively for May 2012 and will be presented to guests at the end of each tea purchased (priced at £195 pp, or the tea can be bought separately for £35 pp). The Goring serve a variety of classic teas alongside the Monroe speciality… the Traditional tea (£37.50 pp) offers a selection of sandwiches and scones and the more extravagant Bollinger tea includes a glass of Bollinger Champagne and fresh strawberries (£47.50 pp).

Our Alex Monroe tea started and finished with a perfectly brewed pot of Earl Grey. Before the food pageant arrived mini lobster and shrimp appetisers were brought in shot glasses, a creamy amuse bouche. I was pleased to see that tea here is not excessive as it so often is in London; our discreet waitress placed a three tier stack of treats in front of us, offering seconds of anything we needed. The trimmed sandwiches were neat, delicate and very fresh with well flavoured fillings: including a particularly delicious cucumber and cream cheese variety. When we felt satisfied with the savoury course we moved to the second layer, a plate of homemade scones, still warm from the oven. These were absolutely divine, crumbly and soft with a buttery flaky texture… perfect sandwiched with the strawberry jam and fluffy clotted cream.

The top layer was an array of stunning delights from the pastry chef, immaculate little cakes and puddings to complete the meal. I particularly enjoyed the zesty lemon tart and rich chocolate slice, though each and every piece had its own unique and wonderful taste. The hotel dining area is a lovely place to sit, relax and chat while sipping tea and nibbling cakes, it couldn’t have been a more perfect afternoon activity.

The Goring has proved itself the Queen of afternoon tea, serving up delectable snacks in an exquisite setting. And for girls that love jewellery and cakes, the Alex Monroe tea is a dream come true.

Visit the Goring website here for more information.