THOROUGHLY MODERN MAN: The Cosmic Dead

The Cosmic Dead. The Total Refreshment Centre. Hackney.

12. December. 2014

If an imploding star makes any sound as it collapses into a Black Hole then The Cosmic Dead are probably replicating it in their billowing soundscapes. From the very first note they were at the heart of their burning star pounding out molten waves of intergalactic sound that rolled and tumbled forward and nowhere but the present. Swept up and blissed out the audience danced in this universe of ramshackle euphoria. The evening resembled something of the Art School Dance that goes on forever with visiting sonic balladeers. The Total Refreshment Centre or should I say,  outhouse to the cosmos made a fitting space with a stage that barely contained it’s visiting space travellers. It felt as much ‘Happening’ as gig and perhaps that’s what gives this Glaswegian outfit their irresistible charm. There is nothing pretentious in their sonic maelstrom or their uninhibited stage antics, just pure joy in their collapsing star of noise. A Black Hole worth never returning from…

Written by a Thoroughly Modern Man, Hugh Hamshaw-Thomas.

A night in Hackney

Hackney is one of the most rapidly up and coming areas of London. I rarely have the chance to visit this part of town but was surprised to find it relatively easy to reach on the orange overground train. Despite the bad reputation for crime, Hackney has a huge amount to offer: innovative dining, a thriving arts scene and original, independent boutiques and cafes. I enjoyed an evening here, feeding my mind and body with an inspiring film and good food.

Watch… Hackney Picturehouse

Located in the centre of Hackney, this cinema has become an institution for watching art-house and mainstream films. With an independent exhibition space and a recommended restaurant, this venue ticks every box. The modern building has four screens, all extremely comfortable. We saw the subtle but moving film ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’, and particularly enjoyed the steep seating which makes the viewing experience far more dramatic and immersive.

Eat… Lardo

We enjoyed a fresh and flavoursome Italian feast at the friendly neighbourhood Lardo. The industrial-chic venue is always busy, though unlike a lot of cool eateries, bookings are taken! Pizzas are fired up in the open kitchen, homemade pastas are delectable and the charcuterie plates are unbelievably tasty. This restaurant is reason alone to trek to this East London location!

Drink… Railroad

This cute and cosy café offers deliciously creamy Square Mile coffee and great grub. Situated on the corner of Morning Lane, it is exactly halfway between Hackney Central and Homerton stations. I rushed in to retrieve a hot coffee before the film started.

Dance… Oslo

By day Oslo offers Scandi-inspired food, at night the venue cranks up the volume and provides a dance floor for the cool kids of Hackney. Oslo is found next door to Hackney Central Station, a newbie to this dynamic area. Drawing on a Nordic aesthetic, this exciting place serves top quality food and drink alongside a trendy music programme, you will hear the beat of Olso on the Hackney high street.

Lucky Chip Burgers, Sebright Arms, Hackney

The Lucky Chip burgers are worth travelling across London for, located in impossible-to-find pubs or worse still random burger vans with peculiar opening times. I had been intending to visit and try the Lucky Chip product for much too long. I tried to shake the desire out of my system, I mean it is ‘only a burger’ and yet, as with most London fads, once the hype was within my bloodstream I was obsessed, almost possessed, with ticking this burger experience off my to do list.

The Sebright Arms in Hackney is not a particularly charming pub, shabby (not in a stylish way), poorly lit with a slightly unpleasant smell – in short it is your average London pub. However what makes it not so standard is the new menu in residence from Lucky Chip. The tasty American style cuisine has suddenly made this unassuming pub very popular, with west Londoners like me travelling for over an hour just to taste the succulent meat that many suggest is the best burger in London.

We arrived eagerly early evening, neither of us ravenous and yet extremely excited about the dining experience we were about to experience. I will admit… it was our second trip to Sebright – the first time (when we were gasping, starving for food) resulted in an unsatisfactory realisation that they stop serving early on Sunday afternoons, we had been informed incorrectly online. After another brisk walk through Hackney (now becoming increasingly familiar) we were ready for our burgers: the classic Cheeseburger for my friend and the interesting Danny Trejo speciality for me. Along with a pint of lemonade, some fries, plain and onion varieties and a little pot of mayo (preposterously priced at £1 extra!)

There was little talking and a lot of scoffing. The burgers didn’t disappoint – among the best, perhaps THE best I’ve tried… though I’m still deliberating on that one. I didn’t have the chance to try the cheeseburger, my friend was quite possessive. The Danny Trejo was a stunner, a tribute dish for the famous Mexican actor, it was a special combination… bacon chilli cheeseburger with chipotle mayo, tequila salsa, jalapenos and sour cream. Usually I am a simple burger kinda gal but I couldn’t resist this tempting combination of flavours. The meat is akin to Meat Liquor’s offerings, juicy and sloppy beef, blissfully easy to bite into with a moreish taste and lovely aged flavour. The bacon was thick and caramelly, grilled well and melting cheese oozed down the side.  All this is mounted onto a light toasted soft bun with generous selection of crunchy iceberg lettuce, sliced tomato and crunchy pickles, with a smear of French’s mustard mayonnaise. I describe it in such detail because I feel it deserves such an explanation.

The menu has a selection of burgers and hot dogs though I believe we chose the most appealing. The newest addition is the Bill Murray Life Aquatic Surf and Turf Burger, combining beef with soft shell crab within one bun… though I can’t understand why anyone would order this over an original divine beef patty.

Coming down from my burger high I’m afraid there is bad news. The fries were a major disappointment, arriving sloppy, wilted and poorly flavoured – we tried the classic and onion fries (misinterpreting the onion fries – thinking they were onion rings)… they were a little like soggy Monster Munch. I’d rather have thin crispy fries any day.

Our burger experience at Lucky Chip was over in a flash, the service though a little clueless was super speedy, as was our eating, it being too good to savour. There is no doubt about it, Lucky Chip burgers are a must try, whether they are the best in London… I’ll let you decide?

Visit the website here for more information.

http://www.sebrightarms.co.uk/