THOROUGHLY MODERN MAN: Jumpers for Goalposts, Bush Theatre

Tom Wells’s Kitchen Sink was one of my cultural highlights of 2012, his latest play Jumpers for Goalposts shares some of the atmosphere, issues and humour of the former work. The whole play is set in a very credible changing room; the action takes place after every match played by a somewhat eccentric five-a-side football team.

Wells celebrates the diversity of 21st century human beings. His characters are peculiar. Because we are all peculiar. He closely observes the habits and foibles of his players with hilarious and often touching results.

The complexity of characterisation makes great demands on the cast particularly linguistically. The actors meet these demands and carry one emotionally through the occasional ups and frequent downs of their extraordinary-ordinary lives.

The play advances the task of normalising what once might have been considered unconventional lifestyle choices. It does this without once appearing worthy but by making the audience contort with laughter.

Jumpers for Goalposts continues until 4 January 2014, book here.

Written by a Thoroughly Modern Man, Chris Kenny.

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Little Prince, New York

Little Prince is a great all day restaurant with delicious offerings for brunch, lunch and dinner. Located on the edge of SoHo, close to busy Bleeker Street where there are shops, cafés and bars galore.

The menu features classic French fare including Skate Grenobloise, Bistro Chicken and Steak au Poivre, in addition to lighter dishes such as Steak Tartare, Ratatouille and Mussels.

Already a favourite with the burger clubs of New York, Little Prince does things a bit differently. We tried the signature special “off-menu” French Onion Soup Burger with caramelised onions and gruyere, and the French Toast with red berry compote. Taking inspiration from the popular French Onion soup, this burger has a strong mustard and caramelised onion content. The meat was deliciously grilled, and all encased in a rustic homemade English muffin-style bun. We loved the concept but just felt there was a little too much mustard. The French toast was thick and gooey in the middle, just as you’d expect in a New York eatery. The fruit tasted fresh and tart, which contrasted with the sugary bread. Along with our lunch the bartender kindly presented us with seasonal cocktails, a light fizzy Mimosa and a more festive spicy concoction.

Despite being new on the Manhattan restaurant scene, Little Prince has undeniable character and charm, and is sure to do well with tourists and locals alike.

More information here: littleprincesoho.com

Many thanks to NYC GO for their help with this trip, and Virgin Atlantic for flights.