The Thief, Oslo

For my final trip of 2013 I ventured north to the Norwegian capital, Oslo. I knew little about the city before arriving but I expected cold weather, cool design and expensive prices. These predictions were all proved correct, but there is so much more to discover in this unique city and after three days residing here I felt passionate and protective about Oslo, a Scandi capital often overshadowed by Stockholm and Copenhagen.

The Thief hotel is reason alone to visit Oslo. Just a year old, this luxurious design-led hotel bravely breaks boundaries and offers something entirely new. Located on the waters edge in the trendy new Tjuvholmen district, it is the creation of Norwegian billionaire, Petter Stordalen. Once just a humble strawberry seller, he now owns in excess of 170 hotels, of which The Thief is his most ambitious and prestigious yet. Back in the 18th century the city’s thieves were hung here, but after an unrecognisable transformation the area is thriving for both business and pleasure.

This hotel is all about the art. Walking into the beautiful lobby, I found the staff welcoming but discreet, the interiors indulgent and the artwork second to none. As a sponsor of the new, neighbouring Astrup Fearnley Museum, Thief guests have the advantage of seeing the collection for free (access is granted with your room key). The collaboration works both ways and in return art lovers are encouraged to visit the hotel, the art pieces on display here are rare, valuable and exciting. At the door an Antony Gormley figure pleads at your feet, once you enter you are greeted by Richard Prince’s impressive lithograph ‘The Horse Thief’. Step inside the lift only to realise that gigantic animated Julian Opie faces are blinking at you.

Wandering round within the precious art encrusted walls (which carry the highest hotel insurance in the world), it is obvious to see why every celebrity visiting the city chooses this accommodation. In the restaurant Fru K, Warhol’s famous ‘Ladies and Gentlemen’ is casually hung on the wall, the other side houses a menacing sparkling skull by Damien Hirst. But it is not all glitz and big names, The Thief has a carefully chosen selection of lesser known works, for example the moving triptych of videos of Three Somali sisters by conceptual artist Charlotte Thiis-Evensen, also in the dining area. The top Oslo suite on the 8th floor is entirely dedicated to the work of Peter Blake, indeed he was the first guest to stay here. Here his beautiful pieces give the room its own special personality, I particularly adored the photographic portrait of legendary Norwegian ice-skater Sonja Henie, with crumbs of diamond dust to accent the ice, Blake’s inventive addition. Mega rich super celebs can stay here with all their entourage in the adjoining sections.

The style and modern sophistication is continued in the standard bedrooms, which vary in size and layout. We were given a Superior room with a small balcony overlooking the Fjord. The ochre yellow and charcoal grey colour scheme is unusual and striking, with a funky wall decoration and specially designed Thief woollen blanket covering the bed. Numerous velvet pillows are arranged on the amazingly comfortable Hilding bed, for ultimate comfort. A small seating area was perfect for reading by the window and the desk and wardrobe were functional and cleverly arranged. The room was cosy but had plenty of space to relax, and was well equipped with all the necessary gadgets. Free wireless internet and complimentary movies on demand were highly appreciated features. A Nespresso coffee machine and well stocked minibar are ideal for late night snacks and early morning caffeine calls. Those needing a retail fix will love the in-room shop, a drawer filled with quirky items, like Moods of Norway accessories and Smile Lab beauty goodies.

The bathroom was much lighter in look, clad in white and slate coloured marble. There is both a powerful rainforest shower and bath within the large room. Towels are provided in grey and white, I thought perhaps suggested for him and her? Lovely Parisian toiletries come courtesy of Carita Paris, and the extra plush bathrobes are designed by Maggie Wonka.

We enjoyed a splendid breakfast each morning in the dark and lavish Fru K dining area. The staff ensure your every request and desire is attended too, we had the off-menu French toast flipped in cinnamon and served with crispy bacon. Orange juice is extra sweet and continental options are very fresh and tasty. For those with business in mind there is a private dining area that doubles up as a creative meeting space, this is enhanced by the original Roxy Music album cover images.

A place of wonder and intrigue, The Thief is a mecca for art and a palace for guests desiring luxury accommodation in Oslo. Norway is known for its coffee, cutting edge and cool design and cleanliness but never before has there been an opening as exciting as The Thief. A sign of things to come, Oslo is a very promising future destination.

More information and book a stay at The Thief here: thethief.com/en

Many thanks to Oslo Tourist board for their help with this trip. More information: www.visitoslo.com

www.visitnorway.com/uk

Hotel Seven, Paris

Paris is not short of classic luxurious accommodation, but places with quirky character are less easy to find. Hotel Seven is a fabulously funky place to stay, one of the most magical hotels I have ever discovered. This four star establishment is located in the city’s 5th arrondissement, next to the Latin Quarter and a short walk from the renowned rue Mouffetard, one of the oldest streets in Paris known for its shops and lively restaurants.

The entrance sparkles with tiny twinkling fairy lights providing mysterious light and shade. It is a small boutique hotel providing all the essentials and more for a cosy weekend away. On entering, I noticed the downstairs bar offering cocktails and a comfortable lounge for relaxing. The friendly girl at reception seemed genuinely delighted to welcome us to the hotel, and was even more thrilled to upgrade us to a suite. There are seven intriguingly themed suites on the website.

Rooms at Hotel Seven are indulgent but affordable, proving luxury doesn’t have to break the bank. The simplest room, Absolute Levitation, starts at 167 Euros a night; the most expensive of the suites, Lovez-Vous, costs a more painful 667 Euros. The hotel prides itself on the individual features and unexpected surprises in each room, and I am pleased to report that aesthetics always come first at Hotel Seven.

We were lucky to be staying in the On-Off Suite, a world of wonderful white luxury. Created by Paul Mathieu, this suite explores the wonder of travel, and depending on your mood can be transformed – using just one switch the appearance is altered. The design is impressively modern and yet sophisticated and subtle. The interior is a playground for guests, versatile and adaptable with an element of fun.

Other buttons control the clever lighting and reveal or conceal individual areas of the room. The fresh white colour theme is used throughout the room, with soft and appealing materials used everywhere. I was a big fan of our fluffy cream carpet and the futuristic leather chairs in the lounge area of the room.

An unmissable feature is the elegant white canopy bed. Draped around in thin white cloth and stacked with sumptious pillows and bedding, it was a dreamy place to sleep. Hidden behind the bedpost are more switches for total on-off control!

The bathroom is similarly spectacular, with a grand white bath (with varied coloured lighting), a huge sink, soft bathrobes and a generous variety of L’Occitane toiletries. The only thing lacking was a proper shower, instead you had to use the small portable shower head in the bath, which seriously risked flooding the bathroom floor .

Other amentities ensure your every need is catered for: free Wi-Fi, a Nespresso machine, Air Conditioning and an iPod base.
Breakfast is served downstairs in an intimate dining room, a wide selection of fresh pastries and other continental treats are on offer.

I’ve only just left Seven Hotel and already I’m desperate to plan a return visit. With six other suites to experience, including Alice in Wonderland, 007 and Marie Antoinette themed rooms, it will be a while before I’m bored of this hotel.

More information here.

http://www.sevenhotelparis.com/

Thanks to the Paris Tourist Board, more information here.

Hotel Elysee, New York

The Hotel Elysee is steeped in traditional and elegance. This glamorous building was once home to artists, writers and movie stars but now commoners like you and me are able to stay in the refined rooms and enjoy the luxury.

Located on 60 East Street between Park and Madison Avenues, it is a lovely area to explore during the day and in the evening. I was immediately aware of the cosy and secluded feel to the hotel despite the crazy madness outside, it is an oasis removed from the hubbub and yet is conveniently close to all the main attractions of NYC.

The staff are particularly likeable at Elysee, going out of their way to chat to us, help with restaurant bookings and advise us on transport routes. Little did we know that upstairs an entire apartment awaited us… with grand piano (though it was severely out of tune), writing desk, kitchen, and living room. After a brief walk (well dance, we were very excited) round the rooms, we began rearranging plans to allow more time for enjoying the hotel.

The grand bedroom provided enough space for a whole family but within minutes our clutter was spread over the floor and surfaces… we definitely felt at home. The giant bed was made up with the softest of duvets and ample cushions for lazing. Outside a small balcony provided views of the skyline, though sadly the rainy weather stopped us from using this romantic mini terrace.

Everything you could need for a week’s stay was hidden away in the cupboards and shelves. An indulgent bathroom with bath and power shower was en suite.

Much like the other hotels in this collection breakfast is casual and welcoming. It is served in the first floor sitting room, guests are encouraged to help themselves to the continental breakfast offerings, fresh pastries, juices, cereal, fruit and tea and coffee. With a tight schedule for the day ahead, we gulped down our mugs of coffee before dashing out to see the sights.

The Hotel Elysee offers timeless grandeur, exceptional service and relaxed luxury, we loved our time in this charming hotel.

More information here.

http://www.elyseehotel.com/