Afternoon Tease at Volupte, Chancery Lane

Cakes and cabaret, it turns out, is a pretty good combination. Volupte is the sultry and fabulously sexy hang-out where vintage gals come to drink tea and be voyeurs in on the burlesque bonanza. While one butters scones and scoffs sandwiches, one is treated to performances from cabaret singers and beautiful burlesque artistes. Located down a side street in Chancery Lane, you would never expect such a fantastical place in the land of lawyers. The room is filled with small tables and a challenging small stage is set up for the performers and a drum-piano duo.

Upstairs the Bon Bon bar is beautifully decorated and is the perfect place to enjoy a cocktail or four! I adored this bar and the drinks the expert barman made for us: the ‘Miss Marshmallow’ is sugary but spectacular and the ‘Hard Candy’ comes customised with a sweet bracelet. My friend, who was suffering from a horrible cold was treated to a medicinal Hot Tottie cocktail which she said was delicious and very efficacious.

Showtime began at 3pm and our host sashayed onto the stage. Our compere for the day, Vicious Delicious, was more vicious than delicious and slightly scary especially from the proximity of the front row seats! Cackling and screaming abuse at the one and only male in the room, she introduced the acts for the afternoon. Each dancer or comedian was entertaining and fun though for real wow factor… we had to wait until the star act was introduced.

Miss Polly Rae provocatively stalked the stage, clad in a slinky crystal dress, a beautiful performer that one cannot help but fall in love with. Coy and cute, daring and delicious, I was utterly captivated by this fiery redhead who has established herself as a prominent part of London’s cabaret-burlesque scene. As the star of the show she performed twice, first singing-speaking a clever attitudey song about the misconceptions of a burlesque dancer then coming on at the end to delight us all with the fluttering birdlike dance for which she is known. She is divine and her performance spectacular.

I was too distracted by the titillating showcase to take much notice of the tea… though the scones and sandwiches were delicious… in particular the mini raisin scones with thick clotted cream and strawberry jam. It is the cocktails and wonderful alcoholic teas that really excited me… and I cannot wait to return to try more of the extensive and innovative cocktail list.

Volupte’s very special themed afternoon tea is a fun way to frolic and fantasise on a Saturday afternoon, I absolutely loved it.

Afternoon Tease costs £42 pp including show and full afternoon tea with a glass of fizz.

Visit the website to book here.

The Folly, Bank

The Folly is designed to evoke a dreamy secret garden; I imagined a little café with wooden tables, the reality is entirely different but equally picturesque. It is a grand, two tiered restaurant with endless tables; even on a Monday evening this venue was full and busy. The dining room is alluring with dimmed warm lighting and very atmospheric. The design is pretty and inviting: woollen tartan blankets hang, green flowerpots decorate and gorgeously whimsical leaf print paper covers the walls.

We were welcomed in and seated in a quiet corner. Our waitress was eager to please but after distributing the menus left us for rather too long before taking our order, poor thing seemed to have about twenty tables to tend to. After much procrastination, we decided on cocktails from the ‘evening specials’: I tried the Hazel-ito (El Dorado 3yr rum, fresh lime juice, sugar, fresh mint & Frangelico hazelnut liquor) my friend chose the Porn Star, a retro concoction (Ketel One vodka with fresh passionfruit, passionfruit puree, vanilla sugar and served with a prosecco chaser). The cocktails were beautifully presented and carefully mixed, my Hazel-ito was fresh and yummy though I did find the nutty aftertaste a little odd. My second cocktail, the Russian Rose Martini (Smirnoff Black stirred with Kwai Feh lychee liqueur, ginger syrup and garnished with a rose petal) was one of the best cocktails I have tasted, fruity and sweet with a subtle rosy hint, it was divine.

The menu has something for everyone, some healthier options and lots of tempting combinations and hearty dishes for those wishing to indulge a little. I felt a little overwhelmed and confused by the endless choice: there are smaller plates to share, mains, nibbles, sharing boards, and a ‘from the woods & the garden’ section. Our waitress was very accommodating and ran back and forth from the kitchen so we could order exactly the food we wanted. For starter, my guest chose tempura crispy squid with ginger and citrus mayo that looked delicious. I had a vibrant salad of rocket, butternut squash with manchego cheese & balsamic dressing: it was a lovely mix of flavours and textures. Sprinkled on top were crunchy pecans, and mixed within were marinated sunblush tomatoes, it was a clever Mediterranean recipe that felt both luxurious and healthy.

After a long day at work, we were both ravenous and chose varying steaks with chipped potatoes (we were originally tempted by the Chateaubriand deluxe sharing meal). My rib eye steak was perfect, a lovely cut of meat, cooked just as I asked and presented on a rustic wooden board with flat mushrooms, crispy onion rings and sprigs of watercress. My friend’s fillet steak looked juicy and luscious… we both managed to finish the ‘man-sized’ portions, it was too good to leave.

After a glass of fresh mint tea we were ready for desserts: Lemon peel crème brulee and chocolate fondue with marshmallow lollipops and strawberries. The fondue was epic, and the waiter smiled sympathetically as he placed the vat of bubbling chocolate sauce in front of me, commenting “I’ve never seen anyone finish it yet!” I knew that after the steak I would not be the first, but made a good attempt at it nonetheless. The chocolate sauce, was an ideal combination of sweet and bitter and a good consistency for dipping! The crème brulee was lovely too, we liked the crystallised lemon rind topping that added another dimension to this familiar pudding.

Located moments away from Monument tube station, the Folly is an asset to this area of the city, and it is no surprise that it is full every night. With an extensive diverse menu, inventive cocktail list, and great attention to detail this characterful restaurant ticks every box.

Visit website to book here.

Detox Lemon Cocktail, Bistro du Vin, Soho

Many endeavour to start the New Year with a new healthy regime, I have a few friends who give up alcohol entirely for January. This is surely the motivation behind Bistro Du Vin’s new detox cocktail on offer in the Soho branch.

This elixir is called the Lemon Detox Cocktail and is priced at £4. The name led me to expect a boring citrus fruit juice, but what I experienced was quite unusual. A spicy, fruity, warm and comforting drink that was truly tasty. Lemon doesn’t feature too prominently, instead the cranberry and camomile tea combination presents a gorgeous blend. The Cajun pepper gives an extra spicy kick and the lemon sooths the throat.

The lemon detox is a firm favourite with celebrities, Beyonce reportedly lives off the strange Lemon Detox Madal Cal Tree Syrup, which packaged in a square tin looks like some kind of car oil! I’ve always believed a master mixologist should be able to whip up a virgin cocktail tasting just as good as the real deal, and Bistro du Vin have proved their pedigree.

This detox mocktail is so good you can sip it and just pretend it’s alcoholic… if you didn’t know the rum/gin/vodka was substituted you’d never guess from the taste.

Here is the recipe for you to try at home:

The Lemon Detox

by Bistro du Vin

50ml of Camomile Tea

100ml of Cranberry Juice

12.5ml of the Lemon Detox Madal Bal Tree Syrup

12.5ml of freshly squeezed Lemon Juice

Cayenne Pepper