THOROUGHLY MODERN MAN: The Ruby Dolls, Rubies in the Attic, Riverside Studios

Entering the studio we are immediately greeted by the glamorously dressed dolls – a suitably warm welcome from the gracious hosts.  We are invited into “the attic”, filled with old, dusty paraphernalia that sparks an exploration into the dolls’ (and the audience’s) ancestors.  It’s an appropriate start to the evening which has a homely, old-fashioned, almost wartime feel.

The show is a cabaret act filled with inventive storytelling, incorporating everything from song, dance and monologues to comedy and puppetry.  The stories take us around the globe, visiting South Africa, Paris, Italy and (charmingly) the tale of a Jewish tailor.  Music is integral to the show, the chanteuses singing in the respective accents and languages and the whole show is commendably underscored by Benjamin Cox on piano.  The dolls themselves have a lovely blend of voices that enchant from song to song.

With the focus on the dolls’ own ancestors, there’s a personal feel to the proceedings that’s touchingly played.  Yet there’s plenty of humour here too – frequently laugh-out-loud hilarious – and everything is performed to the audience with a knowing wink that keeps things light-hearted.  Clearly good friends, the dolls have great rapport with each other – laughing, smouldering and bickering – and often include the audience in their interactions.

The Ruby Dolls are a surprisingly sexy and unique act that deserves a much longer show.  Make sure to catch them at the Edinburgh Festival – this act is a little gem worth seeking out.

Written by a Thoroughly Modern Man, Ed Nightingale.

Birthday, Royal Court

Birthday is a weird and slightly perturbing play, then again considering Joe Penhall’s last show (Haunted Child), I wouldn’t expect anything less from this quirky playwright. Penhall challenges common conventions with this dark, humorous and twisted piece about childbirth, parenthood and gender.

Ed and Lisa are back in the banal maternity ward for the imminent birth of their second child. They are bored and fed up with only the view of the oppressive prison opposite to entertain them. Scarred from the complications with their first child, they are doing things differently this time round. Set on a swivelling spiral stage, the action whirls round to reveal a man in a hospital bed, nine months pregnant. This warped reverse world and reverse psychology certainly makes you think, and is so startling the audience sits upright in their seats for the full 95 minutes. Despite my distracting hayfever, I was completely engrossed in the production from start to finish.

Penhall was present in the delivery room for the birth of both his sons and it is clear from the writing that he has experienced childbirth firsthand. The writing and acting is certainly convincing – I began to wonder if male pregnancies were indeed physically possible. The action explores obvious male and female stereotyping and how the sexes are defined by their roles and duties. It is an illuminating piece illustrating perhaps how a man would and could deal with the trauma of childbirth and pregnancy and all the physical and emotional complications that come with this responsibility.

The modern clinical stage offers a stark backdrop for the play, the action is entirely set in one hospital room. The cast is made up of four talented actors, three of whom have interestingly previously taken substantial roles in TV hospital series, I particularly remember watching Louise Brealey in Casualty as a teenager. The Green Wing’s Stephen Mangan is a triumph as poor pregnant Ed, he suffers sarcasm and provides numerous laughs for the audience. His physical rendition is scarily realistic and his speech expressive, he is a pleasure to watch on stage. Lisa Dillon is a perfectly good actress though I find her a little artificial and irritating (I’ve seen her several times before), her tone of voice seems disingenuous and her manner is indifferent, she paled in comparison next to Mangan. There is some great support from Louise Brealey and Llewella Gideon as Natasha and Joyce, the overworked hospital staff. Gideon is hilariously sarky and fierce as the overly relaxed nurse, and I was thankful for Brealey’s occasional presence which offers a welcome break from the intense interchange between man and wife.

By the closing lines, I had almost got used to the idea of an impregnated man… and was certainly curious about its repercussions. Maybe one day it will be normal and Penhall’s play won’t be a study but an astonishing reality, in the meantime this is an interesting piece exploring the possibilities.

Birthday continues at the Royal Court until 4 August, book here.

Hurly Burly Show, Duchess Theatre

The fun, flamboyant and fabulously flirty Hurly Burly show is in town for a strictly limited season of twelve weeks.

I joined Kylie Minogue and other stars at the VIP Gala night for London’s best burlesque production. The crowd, orchestra and performers are all beautiful, I spotted the kick-ass retro girl band the Tootsie Rollers and other familiar faces… celebrities and commoners alike all dressed for the occasion in fishnet stockings, high heels and corsets.

Miss Polly Rae is the star femme fatale and founder of The Hurly Burly Show. She is a delicious redhead, I have seen previously at the Volupte afternoon tea. She leads the Hurly Burly girlies in joyfully naughty performances, strutting her stuff and ruffling her feathers much to the delight of the whooping audience. Polly has it all, cheeky character and striking looks in abundance. I loved all her routines, but the final Japanese inspired dance is particularly elaborate and alluring. The rest of the crew are just as impressive, each girl with her own assets and persona. We loved the Head Girl played by Rachel Muldoon, whose balletic choreography and sultry looks make her an exemplary burlesque and dippy blonde Caroline Amer is hilarious on stage and has a tremendous voice.

The production is unlike any other… burlesque is typically performed in small more intimate venues and yet in the big West End Duchess Theatre, the Hurly Burly show excels and miraculously still feels cosy. Credit surely must go to the brilliant creative team: director William Baker, musical director Steve Anderson, choreographer Ashley Wallen and production designer Alan Macdonald. The show doesn’t have much of a narrative, instead the gaggle of gals is commanded by the compere Joanna Woodward who introduces each titillating act.

First thing I did when I got home? Went straight to the computer, and looked up the schedule for burlesque lessons at Pineapple Dance Studios… I am desperate to learn how to move like these strong, sassy, sexy women.

Oh and I must admit, I’ve fallen a little bit in love with Miss Polly Rae, I think after seeing this show, you will too.

Hurly Burly show continues until 22 September book here.